DOGE hasn’t done anything except ruin lives.

Cue the Assassin’s Creed theme…

SPEEK UP

The most interesting drunk Secretary of State in the world

This will only make sense to a few people for a limited time.

O.P.S.E.C.

The clear winner here is the Honda Civic.

Normalize not being a sycophant and recognizing you were wrong.

We can think of a couple.

BREAKING: Property crime is bad again.